I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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