he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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