She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
my shit smells like andre
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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