so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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