I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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