going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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