I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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