i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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