I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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