all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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