Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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