dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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