He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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