remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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