I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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