You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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