38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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