when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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