I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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