its not stalking. its research.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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