i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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