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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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