The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
