I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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