no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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