she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
