i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
