And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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