just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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