Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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