is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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