He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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