And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Im part way to drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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