well I can't set my house on fire every night
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I've blown a few things in my day
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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