I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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