Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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