Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Randomize
