You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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