Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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