Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
God, I missed his penis.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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