But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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