We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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