dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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