I love black thongs
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Lo siento on account of my penis...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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