I'm gonna have a badass scar
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
