I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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