This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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