Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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