Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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