Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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