Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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