so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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