Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I love you. Go after that dick
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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