You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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